Your beauty is quite offensive - Zayn Malik
(Source: zaynner)
(Source: morningsuns)
Lmfao.. i love this kid.
(Source: lindsaylohanthony)
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
What are you all staring at? Never seen a man trying to get a meeting with Stephen Hawking before? [x]
